But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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