Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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