the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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