So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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