we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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