I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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