Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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