i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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