just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
