so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
