there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
