I'm really into asian looking animals
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize