i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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