He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
