The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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