so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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