Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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