have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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