I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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