I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Randomize
