Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
