I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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