I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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