I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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