theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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