he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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