this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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