Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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