capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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