Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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