So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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