Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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