Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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