CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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