come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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