I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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