She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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