I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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