dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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