This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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