This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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