As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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