i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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