he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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