Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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