Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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