Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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