question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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