i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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