Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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