Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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