what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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