His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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